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Stuart, on October 30th, 2008
There once lived an Indian who was born with but a single testicle. He was bestowed, by the Chief and his mother the honorable name of ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,’ If anyone calls me Onestone again
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Stuart, on August 12th, 2008
Things actually said in court, word for word…
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A:
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Stuart, on July 17th, 2008
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal Government.
However, you may
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Stuart, on July 1st, 2008
In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?’
The clerk looks at him and says, ‘Are you Polish?
The guy (clearly offended) says, ‘Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I were Italian? if I had asked for feta cheese, would you
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Stuart, on June 13th, 2008
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.