A quote to remember

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

Benjamin Franklin, 1775

Monthly Archives

MLB Standings

Random Photos

Snow Fun Jan 2008
2007-04-21_17-25-22.jpg
DSC_1496
b4521
Jamie's Big Knock of the Day... A Grand Salami....
ATT000078.jpg
DSC_7761
DSC_1184
Dsc_1805a

Syndicate This Site

The Indian With One Testicle

There once lived an Indian who was born with but a single testicle. He was bestowed, by the Chief and his mother the honorable name of ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,’ If anyone calls me Onestone again

Continue reading The Indian With One Testicle

Actually said in court

Things actually said in court, word for word…

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A:

Continue reading Actually said in court

Sheep & Cows + Alien Interlopers = ? ?? ???

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal Government.

However, you may

Continue reading Sheep & Cows + Alien Interlopers = ? ?? ???

Polish Sausage

In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?’

The clerk looks at him and says, ‘Are you Polish?

The guy (clearly offended) says, ‘Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I were Italian?  if I had asked for feta cheese, would you

Continue reading Polish Sausage

Things actually said in court, word for word…

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.

Q: What year?
A: Every year.